Swalker

A Swalker is someone who is a slow walker. You commonly find these people in malls, universities and anywhere when you happen to be in a hurry.

Wow, She is such a swalker.

This swalker needs to get out of the way, I'm in a hurry.

by U of R Girl September 28, 2013

Swalker

Swalker,

Noun,

The origins of "Walker" was a reference to a man who Treads, or Walks inconspicuously. A Swalker is a Stealth Person, that is within your mind long before they eventually Smooth walk their way into your life or out of it, without you ever having a full grip on them or who and what they were. A Swalker is cunning but humble and content, they do not always press to bend the rules in their favor, merely they understand their situations immediately and respond highly efficiently to recover without delay or stress. A very smooth intelligent person, who may be rebellious, is to be expected when you meet a Swalker.

"He's a good man but he's Swalking me, I know it."
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"I'd say they're going to try to prosecute him, but he'll pull a Swalker on them and the world will forget all about it over night."
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"James Bond is a Swalker, you dont notice him unless he wants you too, and only HOW he wants you too."
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"Only The smoothest guy, smoothest talker, walker, etc. can Swalker his way through anything and anybody he is surrounded by."
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"A Swalker is a Legend, an icon, and an inspiration that leads us and guides us into bigger perspectives of social awareness."

by Mr. Vendeshtta October 15, 2020

Swalker

A Tadpole with legs. The next generation of tadpole with larger genitalia.

Omg look at the swalker's crossing the road.

That Swalker is going to be tired after that long walk

by Mega Deal December 27, 2022

Side Bitch Stalker

A Side Bitch Stalker is a delusional female, often named Edina, that was unable to wreck a relationship & steal a man. A bitch that came in 2nd place to the woman he wants to spend his life with.

Once the desperate side bitch discovers how irrelevant she is/was & realizes she's been blocked on all his social media accounts, Her (& her mother) then stalk his partner's social media trying to reignite old drama.

Side Bitch Stalker stalking still.... Fuck you must me miserable with your lonely life?....

You were irrelevant then, still irrelevant now.

Girl bye!! & tell your Mum I said Hi 😂

by M I S S R E V E N G E ! August 6, 2018

Cabbage Patch Stalker

A hideous looking stalker of the third kind that resembles the apperance of a 'cabbage patch kid' from the classic 1980s collectors cards. They will stop at nothing to stalk their unwitting victims and subject them to their ungainly mis-shapen ugly form, offering unlimited freaky sex. Many victims have never recovered from one of these hideous encounters.

Everything was fine in the office until the daylight was shut out by the unwitting rise of the cabbage patch stalker in front of the windows.. no man survived that day..

by Jack Jismouth August 14, 2009

Spoti-stalker

When it becomes clearly obvious that your friends aren't playing their own music on Spotify, but rather are looking for what you are listening to, and then playing the exact same thing.

"There's no way that he coincidentally played same exact 5 songs as me on Spotify. It's clear that Josh is a dangerous Spoti-stalker, and I need to be extra careful to not get my style ripped off."

by WolfmanChi July 26, 2012

Screen Stalker

Somebody who watches another person's screen when playing a split screen fps game, in order to give them hints on their location, or to know when they are coming for them. Causes very much frustration to the person who is being stalked.

John sprayed his gun through a random roof, and killed Tom. Although that was the game winning kill, they both new that John was a screen stalker.

by Coolcatsarecold May 18, 2010