shmids

Inferior quality mid-grade herb; cheap as fuh
Shitty+mids=shmids

Brah I got twenty, what can ya do? "1/8th o' funk, or scoop of shmids"

by DoctaK May 19, 2008

Pizza Shins

The appearance of one's legs, having fallen from a skateboard or bike onto tarmac.

"Dude, what happened to your legs?!"
"I tried for maximum air on a 720 but flipped out and ended up with pizza shins."

by Debagio74 September 10, 2022

Smins

Another verb used to describe intercourse with a person of the opposite sex.

"Damn Trevor, can you believe after how hard Addison denied Andrew, he still got to smins her?"

by T.Lee2203 March 12, 2019

Siminski

The most bad ass polish clan ever. dont fuck with these guys cuz theyll kill your whole family for laughs

mark siminski just killed brian and chris for fun.

by big m bitch February 3, 2010

reinsurance shmeinsurance

reinsurance is a term to describe the practice of insurance companies re-insuring themselves against a risk so as to spread the possible effect of a large claim between more companies and therefore lessen its impact -the expression 'reinsurance shmeinsurance' was first used (by myself) to describe the lack of interest i felt when i spent a whole days training on the subject....

q: what did you think of todays training session?

a: aaaaah, reinsurance shmeinsurance!

by Matthew Lockwood August 18, 2006

shmishmortion

Nice way of saying abortion without hurting anyones feelings.

you should go down to the shmishmortion clinic and get it taken care of.

by feffmiester October 31, 2007

Shminkle

Lacking its internal structure or deflated. Usually referring to a man's penis when it is not erect or when it cannot be erect, commonly being described as a Shminkle Dinkle

Stacy didn't have a good time last night because I got a shminkle dinkle.

by Remmersz September 16, 2007