1. A person who thinks that people enjoy being around them, when in reality, everyone thinks that this person should piss off due to ass-hole comments and gestures.
2. A cocky-ass son of a bitch
2. A cocky-ass son of a bitch
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Get the shbaggot mug.The defence favored by the protagonist in Shaggy's song "It Wasn't Me". Despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, he maintains his innoncence by simply saying it was somebody else. Also liked by R. Kelly, O.J. Simpson, and Phil Specter
Person A: Oh, man, I just killed 2 dozen people. There were over 50 witnesses. My shirt was off and everyone saw my tattoo that says "My name is Jeffrey Dahmer". What should I do?
Person B: Say it wasn't you.
Person A: Oh, the Shaggy Defence...hadn't thought of that.
Person B: Say it wasn't you.
Person A: Oh, the Shaggy Defence...hadn't thought of that.
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Sightings of the best species in the world, the shmagarantang are so rare that a glance of one would be coveted by many
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These people are mostly the ones who don't voice their problems and carry around a skateboard.
These people are mostly the ones who don't voice their problems and carry around a skateboard.
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