A hilarious 2000 reggae fusion song by Shaggy featuring RikRok.
Picture this, we were both butt-naked, bangin' on the bathroom floor... But she caught me on the counter (it wasn't me)/Saw me bangin' on the sofa (it wasn't me)/I even had her in the shower...(it wasn't me)/She even caught me on camera! (it wasn't me)

(It Wasn't Me)

WTF??? Shaggy is such a pervert!!!
by Cummy worm December 08, 2010
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Probably the best excuse for little kids/anyone to get away with something. Even if it was the victim, they still use that phrase "It wasn't me" no matter how much proof you have against them.
Man : Why did you take a dump next to my toilet?
Kid : It wasn't me!
Man : But I saw you doing it.
Kid : It wasn't me!
Man : Fine I'll just go beat up the dog then...
by darkmyst August 29, 2005
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1. You weren't with me during the time of my hardships.

2. I wasn't of any of you're concern when I wasn't known.

3. You never show up to practice, so why should I let you off the bench.

4. If I wasn't successful I wouldn't be with you, so why should I be associated with you.

5. Acknowledging that the the person is only there when you're starting to get popular.

6. You don't know my struggle
1. Drake: "Kobe 'bout to lose a hundred fifty M’s
Kobe my nigga I hate it had to be him
Bitch you wasn't with me shooting in the gym!"

2. Random bench warmer: "Man, why Coach playin favorites on the team, I don't even need to practice and I'm better than you."

Starting Point Guard: "Bitch you wasn't with me shooting in the gym"
by Cameron Bell July 27, 2012
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