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shmagget 

A mix between a shmuck and a fagget. A person who is stupid but also classified as gay or retarted. Sort of like you call someone a fagget for being retarted but in this case a shmagget for being a retarted fagget. Also can be used as a jewish=shmuck idiot
"Dude, your such a shmagget."
shmagget by liebi July 25, 2007
n. A smelly faggot. Not derogatory towards homosexuals, mainly towards lame people, regardless of body odor.
Instead of going to the park with his friends, Charles stayed home to pet his bearded dragon...what a SMAGGET.
Smagget by Mr. mustache September 22, 2012
Related Words
A "shit head" that over a period of time gets progressively less intelligent to such a degree that the only conceivable explanation for their compounding ignorance is that there are, in fact maggots inside their skull slowly eating away at the fecal matter that their brain is constructed of. In short: Shit head + Maggots= Shmaggot. Alternatively Shmaggot is also the name of the head maggots themselves.
Shmaggot, shut up and get your Shmaggots under control!
Shmaggot by Jon Klein January 28, 2006

shmegget 

1) to be odd or out of the ordinary
2) to be disliked by a popular group

3) to be a queer like being
guy- "hey look at that shmegget over there"
other guy- "ya what a queer"
shmegget by yourmans December 14, 2010

Shmaggen 

A word used in place of a word you can't remember like thingy ma jig.
A noun referring to a bunch of useless objects
Shmaggen by Steepy18 May 2, 2009
1. The word one uses to replace “faggot” when the teacher is around 2. A combination of shit and faggot.
Hey give me back my pencil you shmaggot!
Shmaggot by Dirty fart November 13, 2017
A person who is a faggot and looks super gay.
guy 1: YOUR A SCHMAGGET!
guy2: schmaggot?
guys 1: NO SCHMAGGET!

guy 2: WHAT?!?!?!?!
guy 1: your a faggot and look super gay.
SCHMAGGET by JoHutch March 2, 2010
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
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A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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