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The most sexy sport alive. Boys get ripped and girls get hot body's. Swimmers are the most sexually active and hot out of everyone who does sports. Idiots say swimming is easy, but the real swimmers know that you have to be extremely disciplined and determined to do it. Most people are attracted to swimmers because they are naturally aphrodisiac. SWIMMERS ARE THE BEST PERIODT.
Random guy: she is looks so hot while shes swimming!
Another guy: Of course man!
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that thing you instinctively do before you drown
swimming will prevent you from drowning
by fastlane_45 October 27, 2011
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hey lets go swimming!
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Swimming

1. Getting really drunk; hammered, plastered, smashed.
I went swimming with my friends last night.
by Carlos R. Gomez V. May 17, 2004
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An activity that is done as a survival technique, not a sport.
Jim: Lacrosse sucks!
Tommy: Swimming is not a sport!
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another word for saying that you had sex with somebody
"how did your date go last night?"
"oh me and bob ended up swimming!"
by H@ELEYYYYYY April 26, 2008
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1.) The physical act of getting "high" by smoking or otherwise ingesting any or all portions of the marijuana or "weed"plant. Often associated with the slang term 'purple hippo'.

2.) The act of submerging or surrounding most or all of one's body underwater. Bodily sensation feels as if one is able to float in midair.
1.) God: "Hey...we should totally go swimming. Right. Now."

2.) Little Johnny: "But Principal Andrews! All the cool kids have been swimming all day and I don't know how!"
Principal Andrews: "Oh Johnny boy, don't you worry! I'll teach you how to go swimming like the teachers do and you can be just as cool as everybody else at school! You'll even be able to teach other kids to be cool like you!"
by Ry Man August 11, 2006
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