slirm

when a man ejaculates without any motion of the penis

Sorry baby I already slirmed

by treznor August 18, 2009

Smirk

Smart asses use this a lot. End of discussion.

“Ugh brad is such a smart ass”
“Yeah he does this ugly lil smirk every time he thinks he’s being funny”

by This is the most unique handle July 13, 2019

smarmy

behavior not unlike Eddie Haskell (in Leave It To Beaver) or Tristan Farnon (in All Creatures Great and Small)

being a slimy, two-faced, back-stabbing, ego-centric arse

It's a wonder such a smarmy putz survives long enough to reproduce.

by SpookyJudy February 25, 2010

Smirfjob

When a girl eats a blue jolly rancher or some other blue artificial food and gets a blue tongue and then proceeds to give a guy head leaving his penis a blueish color.

I gave him a smirfjob leaving his penis blue after i ate a blue jolly rancher before blowing him.

by [e-mail] January 27, 2011

smirking chimp

The current occupant of the White House.

Due to his appearance, actions, gestures, intelligence, and attitude George W. Bush is known as the smirking chimp.

by jesster79 March 5, 2005

smirking chimp

A derogatory term for George W. Bush, President of the United States, as appointed by the Supreme Court.

"That smirking chimp in the White House..."

by Cloudy Day March 30, 2004

Smarm

Smarm was the name given to a particularly heavy and cloying hair grease worn by Indian men in the nineteenth century.

Thus a "smarmy" person is cloying, over-ingratiating, oleaginous ("oily"), close, and over-familiar.

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"Who was that man who pretended to know you so well?"

"Oh, Kenneth. Ignore him. He confuses charm with smarm."

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by al-in-chgo March 25, 2010