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"Who was that man who pretended to know you so well?"

"Oh, Kenneth. Ignore him. He confuses charm with smarm."

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Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

"You are such a smarm!"

That hot guy has so much smarm!

You can tell this fanfic is smarmy. The heroine's family, best friend, and three cats just died in the first chapter.

'Did you just smarm me?'

'I just smarmed that girl. She wasn't happy.'

A smarm is usually employed when someone has told you something that they believe is interesting. You can show your disdain for this person by smarming them.

Ugh the baby has smarmed food everywhere!