Rumpledickskin

1. A semi-mythical creature who, in an accident involving a time machine and an anesthesiologist, fell asleep for 70 years while undergoing a circumcision, resulting in repeated pulling of the dickskin over that entire span before the cut was finally made.

Example: "Authorities investigating the massive theft of 10,000 wrinkle cream bottles from a shipping container are downplaying rumors that it bears the marks of a Rumpledickskin-like creature."

The result of a circumcision gone very, very wrong.

"I went to the rabbi and all I got was this lousy rumpledickskin."

by Sir Shiksa-lot November 22, 2017

rumpleballz

A drink made by combining 2 shots (1 rumpleminze and 1 fireball) in your mouth simultaneously. Also known as a rumplepaul as he was the inventor.

Man I’m hungover..... I drank four rumpleballz and I don’t remember anything after that .... I was des as fuck.

by gleedy November 21, 2018

Rumpy-dumpy

(UK Slang) Rough anal sex performed by gay men.

Auntie Lee got suspended from his job as a steward after being heard in the toilet having a bit of rumpy-dumpy with one of the passengers by almost everyone on the flight. He's been a mummy's boy on jobseeker's ever since.

by The Whiskey Man June 16, 2020

rumple crimple toes

When someone is sat weird, their toes look weird and squashed

Ewwwwww, look at Steve’s rumple crimple toes

by Breasticle69 April 7, 2021

rumpleclart

When someone or something is being a disgrace.

Zoe: “pushes up glowing anime glasses dramatically, laughing manically
THATS WHERE YOU’RE WRONG.”
Everyone: “Rumpleclart”

by LouisMC September 20, 2021

rumple bomb

The Rumple Bomb or R-Bomb is a twist on the traditional y-bomb founded at FSU. The rumple bomb was founded by FSU SAE and entails shotgunning a redbull(usually flavored) with shots of rumple in it.

You want a Y-bomb?

Hell no I’m a degenerate, get me an Rumple Bomb

by PAPAYAMAN April 11, 2023

Rumpleblumpkin

A variation of blumpkin in which the defecator is having explosive diarrhea

Pads decided that Mexican food would be a good start to an evening full of Rumpleblumpkin

by Corlett June 3, 2006