crimple

Name: crimple Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

verb--To dent or smash a car.
noun--any dent or visible impact made on a car.

1) A tree fell in the storm last night and crimpled my car!

2) Man, I just bought the car and it already has a crimple in the door!

crimple by Brosti August 6, 2005

Get the crimple mug.

Urban Dictionary Merch

Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.

The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Add to cart $24.95

Choose size $32.95

Choose size $49.95

Add to cart $29.95

Crimple

To have your nipple bitten off by a cat

I was fucking this girl last night and then I realised she'd been crimpled. That cat's so naughty

Crimple by Wallace Boy January 13, 2004

Get the Crimple mug.

Related Words

Crimple • crimpled • Crimpler • Crimple Crampers • crimplecrumple • Crimpleighbald Smellington • crimplet • rumple crimple toes • cripple • chimples

crimple

Crimple is when someone is injured and has to be on crutches or a wheel chair. Crimple could also mean someone that has a knee brace, broken arm, and ect.

Example) Tiffany is crimple.

This is meaning tiffany is injured and has a knee brace + crutches.

crimple by Secret04 June 4, 2016

Get the crimple mug.

Crimple

A crease and a dimple

Oh look how cute that woman’s crimples are

Crimple by Sam&grannie March 14, 2024

Get the Crimple mug.

Crimple Crampers

long ass toes

my brother has crimple crampers

Crimple Crampers by Long toes 😫 June 7, 2022

Get the Crimple Crampers mug.

rumple crimple toes

When someone is sat weird, their toes look weird and squashed

Ewwwwww, look at Steve’s rumple crimple toes

rumple crimple toes by Breasticle69 April 7, 2021

Get the rumple crimple toes mug.

rumple crimple toes

A person with athletes foot

Ewwwww, the person has rumple crimple toes

rumple crimple toes by Breasticle69 April 7, 2021

Get the rumple crimple toes mug.

briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

Word of the Day on November 3, 2026

Get the briefcake mug.

Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

Get the Ratfucker mug.

countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Get the countrypolitan mug.