Purvit

A man who, when challenged to a push-up contest gets down and hip thrusts the bare concrete floor repeatedly until his balls fall off and all that is left is the jungle of hair underneath his pants. He then subsequently shaves his jungle and uses it to fake facial hair so that he can get a Powerball ticket at the local CVS and bribe a bloody scaliwager.

He is an unfortunate victim of the hairy face syndrome causing him to have gorilla-like features similar to that of a neanderthal. However, due to this condition Purvit has hella game and unlimited coochie. Although all women in existence are attracted to Purvit due to his seemingly unlimited masculinity in the form of estrogen, once they find out his balls fell off after thrusting a concrete floor, they decide to leave him. This made Purvit sad and he formed a cult of pimped out gangster thugs.

"hey look its a guy whos balls fell off"

"must be a purvit"

by t3amr0cket August 9, 2022

perving

awkwardly straddling the line between being flirty and being creepy

she was really perving it to him last night.

being just flirty enough to make someone comfortable, and then whipping out a little creep to keep them on their toes. if they're a perv too, it'll work out. if not, it was never meant to be.

by jessie martinson July 5, 2005

Binging and Purging

Binging - eating lots of food quickly in a short period of time

Purging - vomiting, laxative abuse, excessive exercise, or fasting

John: I didn't see you after dinner.

Mary: I was fininshed binging at dinner, so I was purging.

John: You were binging and purging?!

by itschinox February 22, 2011

Purpin

Pretending to be who you not. Also pretending to have something which you don't have

She says her dad is a mayor but she is Purpin

by Bentil cobby Essuman April 17, 2020

Pervin Mervin

A phrase used to describe discreet female masturbation.

An act of rubbing ones vagina on another object discreetly.

It is not believe that an orgasm can be reached when Pervin Mervin, but rumours have been heard of rare occasions where this may happen.

I caught her Pervin Mervin on the Rocking horse..
Have you seen Lucy? She's probably Pervin Merivn somewhere.

by TheRandom One June 14, 2017

Purvi

Purvi is a very cute and simple girl. She is very creative and known for her out of the box ideas. Purvi is not usually an extrovert but when you get to know her she's the most fun person in the room. Her energy lights up the space. Purvi is both an outgoing and a family person.

Such a cutie Purvi!

by Desire1004 November 23, 2021

Man-purring

Man-purring man purr AKA snoring; After going on a sports camp with several dad helpers there was one dad who snored constantly throughout the night. After several hours of sleepless annoyance, the rhythm of the snoring became deliriously comforting and relaxing, vaguely like a fat cat purring when it is content. Some of the coaches (and dads) complained the next morning of the constant snoring, but the 'man-purrer' awoke refreshed and oblivious to the issues he created. Snoring is a derogatory term for a natural and innocent act, blamed mostly on men. The dads all later agreed that we only snore because we are exhausted and contented - thus the term 'Man-purring' was coined. Man-purring is a far more politically correct name for an outdated, derogatory and argument-causing term known annoyingly as 'snoring'. 'Man-purring' displays to our partners a more innocent and sincere meaning for a common and natural phenomenon - "Men - do we snore? No, we 'man-purr.'"

Wife "I hope you slept well last night, you kept me awake with your continual snoring",
Husband "Darling, I'm so sorry, it wasn't deliberate - I didn't mean to snore, it was only man-purring. When I'm sleepy and laying next to you, you make me feel so relaxed and happy with life so I 'man-purr' ...I love you so much!

by Brett Witherby January 15, 2017