A man who, when challenged to a push-up contest gets down and hip thrusts the bare concrete floor repeatedly until his balls fall off and all that is left is the jungle of hair underneath his pants. He then subsequently shaves his jungle and uses it to fake facial hair so that he can get a Powerball ticket at the local CVS and bribe a bloody scaliwager.
He is an unfortunate victim of the hairy face syndrome causing him to have gorilla-like features similar to that of a neanderthal. However, due to this condition Purvit has hella game and unlimited coochie. Although all women in existence are attracted to Purvit due to his seemingly unlimited masculinity in the form of estrogen, once they find out his balls fell off after thrusting a concrete floor, they decide to leave him. This made Purvit sad and he formed a cult of pimped out gangster thugs.
He is an unfortunate victim of the hairy face syndrome causing him to have gorilla-like features similar to that of a neanderthal. However, due to this condition Purvit has hella game and unlimited coochie. Although all women in existence are attracted to Purvit due to his seemingly unlimited masculinity in the form of estrogen, once they find out his balls fell off after thrusting a concrete floor, they decide to leave him. This made Purvit sad and he formed a cult of pimped out gangster thugs.
by t3amr0cket August 9, 2022
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A social ratchet effect within a community. A process of moral outbidding, unchecked, which corrodes the group from within, rewarding those who put themselves at the extremes, and punishing nuance relentlessly.
Not to be confused with 'virtue signalling', 'woke culture', or 'online mobs'.
A purity spiral can contain all of these things, but it is defined by the fact that it takes place in a defined community or society, where being purer-than-thou is always being rewarded, and holding a divergent, 'less pure' opinion is normally punished, a dynamic which leads to an inevitable escalation as only the most extreme can 'win'.
Could be anything, from Mao's Red Guard, to Neo-Nazis, to The Crucible, to Instagram knitting.
Not to be confused with 'virtue signalling', 'woke culture', or 'online mobs'.
A purity spiral can contain all of these things, but it is defined by the fact that it takes place in a defined community or society, where being purer-than-thou is always being rewarded, and holding a divergent, 'less pure' opinion is normally punished, a dynamic which leads to an inevitable escalation as only the most extreme can 'win'.
Could be anything, from Mao's Red Guard, to Neo-Nazis, to The Crucible, to Instagram knitting.
After Louise denounced Nike as bourgeois, the village fell into a purity spiral where first Nikes, then all sneakers, then all shoes, and later, socks, were burnt on a pyre by the villagers.
Foot amputations followed in the Spring.
Foot amputations followed in the Spring.
by pizzleswizzle January 30, 2020
Get the Purity Spiral mug.A (almost always) young person on the internet who thinks that the internet has to conform to being entirely sfw, and puts all of their time and energy into attempting to police art and media for any remote depiction of sexuality they personally disagree with. They are often seen screaming in comments sections and making personal attacks against nsfw artists over a drawing, when their anger would be better directed towards real people who genuinely advocate for harmful behavior.
Keep in mind, immature adults can also have the mentality of a child and fit this definition.
Keep in mind, immature adults can also have the mentality of a child and fit this definition.
Puriteen: "OMG THIS DRAWING IS SO PROBLEMATIC DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT RIGHT NOW. EVERYONE ATTACK THIS PERSON!"
Rational adult: "My account says it's 18+. You're not even supposed to be here, you weird puriteen."
Rational adult: "My account says it's 18+. You're not even supposed to be here, you weird puriteen."
by gulk October 28, 2023
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by jemima williams April 20, 2018
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by Heina January 7, 2009
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