Firstly, if you don’t know what a red pint is you need to seek help immediately.
A red pint is a mouth-wateringly flavoursome beverage consisting of Strongbow and a generous dash of blackcurrant cordial. It is 4.5% ABV and is best served cold in a pint glass. The art of a perfect red pint is something so few can master, but once it’s mastered, your tastebuds will be doing backflips. Equally, a perfect red pint is also only recognised by seasoned red pint connoisseurs who have drunk over a million in their lifetime.
A red pint is a mouth-wateringly flavoursome beverage consisting of Strongbow and a generous dash of blackcurrant cordial. It is 4.5% ABV and is best served cold in a pint glass. The art of a perfect red pint is something so few can master, but once it’s mastered, your tastebuds will be doing backflips. Equally, a perfect red pint is also only recognised by seasoned red pint connoisseurs who have drunk over a million in their lifetime.
Customer - Hey Beth barmaid, please can you pour me a perfect ‘red pint’ just how I like it?
Beth - it would be my pleasure!
Beth - it would be my pleasure!
by Red Pint Drinker December 25, 2021
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Fucking hell mate, look a that ugly fat slob of lard. She,s a ten pinter ( ten pints of beer) i reckon.
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Pint which typically consist of all the most disgusting shots the bar has to offer, mixed with half a pint of bitter. Usually given to the birthday boy/girl to down as a birthday 'treat'.
A Dirty Pint could consist of:
5 shots of Bell's whisky
3 shots of Gordon's gin
2 shots of sambuca
2 shots of tequila
2 shots of apple sour
Half a pint of Guiness.
5 shots of Bell's whisky
3 shots of Gordon's gin
2 shots of sambuca
2 shots of tequila
2 shots of apple sour
Half a pint of Guiness.
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(It is used in a sentence kind of like “sliced bread”)
(It is used in a sentence kind of like “sliced bread”)
GIRLLL.... this new model Gigi is the best thing since Patricia Pinto La Creme, but not quite as la creme de la creme.
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Describes a fully grown boy that is just about to reach adulthood. Although sadly the penis that belongs to The "Joe Pinto" has not yet fully matured and is probably around 4 inches in length.
Describes a fully grown boy that is just about to reach adulthood. Although sadly the penis that belongs to The "Joe Pinto" has not yet fully matured and is probably around 4 inches in length.
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Johnny: "A mega pint? I poured myself a large glass of wine. I thought it necessary."
Johnny: "A mega pint? I poured myself a large glass of wine. I thought it necessary."
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