mtv 

The reason why extraterrestrial lifeforms will never set foot on this planet.

All the aliens have to do is watch 10 minutes of MTV and decide that there is no intelligent life on Earth.

mtv by dammit September 28, 2003

MTV 

A terrible show that has only one purpose: ruin music. It also is home to the worfst shows EVER (TRL, Real World...my ass, Made, Punk'd, MTV Kareooke, etc...) It was cool when it first started. Then went downhill after the eighties. Or after they cancelled Beavis and Butthead thanx to pussies like Tipper Gore.

"MTV is to music, as KFC is to chicken"

MTV by Khanrad July 8, 2003

mtv 

Hidden name for RTV (reality television)

"What are you watching?"
"Oh MTV"
"Um you mean RTV. There is no channel that plays Music Videos 24/7, real music."

mtv by Ludivine October 2, 2005

MTV 

A G-d awful network that must be purged off the airwaves. It is like VOA for stupid pre-teens and teens who want to see videos controlled by MTV's controlled playlist which is carefully controlled by JIVE and Capitol so nothing that isnt shitty pop will ever be shown. The network does come up with good animation series, but prematurely takes them off to twist your nads a little.

I have lost what little respect I had for MTV since those bastards cancelled 3-South. FUCKING PRICKS!!!!!!!!

MTV by Not so super DJ Gennady February 23, 2003

MTV 

Why todays youth are so stupid and ignorant. MTV told them rap and punk "music" are cool. MTV told them being "ghetto" is cool. MTV brainwashes everyone too young to understand just what corporations are trying to do. Look in any high school in america. MTV tells kids to have sex at a rediculously young age, drink large amounts of alcohol, and talk shit about everyone the second they turn around, also the reason so many teens do drugs and drink alcohol. Makes teens think they are tough when they roll up in their shitty cars blasting "fiddy" or whatever is cool that week. Makes "being cool" the most important thing/ MTV says if your not cool you should be dead. Also, has resulted in the popularity of stupid internet accesories such as AIM napster and myspace, why? because having a lot of "friends" is "cool" and you dont want to be "uncool"? do you? MTV is also the leading cause behind teen pregnancy.

By the way, im a teenager and im not a punk or ghetto fag or anything shitty like that im REAL (unlike the real world). Some people need to wake up and smell the crap.

MTV by The last real teenager September 16, 2005

MTV 

Mainstream Television

I wonder when my sister will snap outta that "MTV shows good music phase"

MTV by Shaq November 11, 2003

MTV 

MTV is an amazing network!!! it makes you think being popular is the most important thing, shows super cool shows like laguna beach, and shows neato emo all day!!! Super awesome guys!!!

i hope you could sense the sarcasm in that! If u didnt that means you are an aberzombie who watches MTV all day! MTV is for 12 year old girls.

MTV by ScottM August 23, 2005