Monster

A drink that people drink because they think they are edgy
Commonly known as chav juice

‘My friend Chloe was drinking chav juice the other day’
‘Oh do you mean monster’

by Depressed ratatouille January 30, 2021

Monster

A delicious energy drink that makes you feel good but harms you body :0

Joey:Can I have some of that.?

Chirss:My monster energy drink?

by Araceliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii June 22, 2009

Monster

1) Commercial energy drink, much like red bull or rockstar, but with somewhat of a smoother taste

2) A very scary, albeit imaginary creature

3) Someone who truly should not be called human, such as Mengele, Charles Manson, etc.

1. Dudee, I'm really craving a monster right about now...

2. HOLY SHIT ITS A FUCKIN MONSTER!

3. Does someone like a Nazi doctor need an example?

by B10NDO April 16, 2009

Monster

An energy drink of superb taste.
The best energy drink ever;
A drink worthy enough to be addicted to. It's like God made this energy drink himself.

John: Holy shit dude, I'm addicted to Monster.
Shianne: JOHHHHHNNN!!! I can have a Monster for $1?
Wolfgang: Dude John, you and Shianne are addicted.
John: It's like God made this beverage himself!

by K-o-Leeeeeeeeeee March 3, 2009

Monster

its a drink losers

dude 1: i want a monster
dude 2:then get one you loser lmao fuck you you literally stole my kids

by luulol June 3, 2021

the monster

aids

he has the monster

by op October 20, 2003

Monstering

The art of abusing people. Of ambushing them with questions, following them with questions, hounding them with questions, driving them to their fucking graves with questions. It’s sort of being like a photographer, except no ones' killed any royalty doing it…yet.

"Those NAMBLA rights assholes are in town today, it's time for some Monstering. "

by tekrub March 13, 2010