1 definition by Mel369

monster

The monster is a mythological being that only comes out in certian lectures and hooks up wif guys wif extremely low standards. On the average human male, she has the power to destroy any sexual fantasy or boners one may have. Hence, 'four seasons' have been able to make use of her powers to assist teenage boys in their everyday life by selling small pocket size fotos of her to carry round in their wallet to prevent the 'surprise erection'.

yesterday in maths, i saw leesa and i was wow underneath, so i had to pull out my monster card.

by Mel369 May 20, 2008