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Peen Monger

One deals in the specialty of selling, trading and dealing PEEN.
1: I need to go down to the peen monger and buy me some wang

2: Simon is so desperate for cock she went to the peen monger.

3: Jeremy's girlfriend isn't satisfied so she got her some cock at the peen monger.
by PeenMeister April 4, 2009
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hate monger

1.)A person who uses political beliefs or passions of any kind as a platform to express their hatred for another individual. 2.)A media personality who spreads hate under the guise of a political affiliation or a religous belief.
If you are going to make an important decison regarding religion or politics, listen to many points of view and not just of those of the Hate Mongers.
by Jesus March 9, 2004
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Monserrat

A Monserrat is a really sexy and beautiful girl she loves music and she is a real “Diablo” in bed she also knows about fashion and always dresses nice her body is goals AF and she has many admirers lots of guys would love to be with her but she is really hard to get, she might be a bit shy at first but once you know her she will turn into a complete diabla she has many friends and many girls would die to be her she knows how to dance really good and has good taste in guys, if you make her mad she will be a total bitch so watch out!
Boy 1: look at her she pretty hot
Boy 2: Is that a Monserrat!?
by Realcute0182 February 9, 2019
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Mike monfee

A man who is an NDE/QC inspector contractor at DC Cook known for his microdick. His awkward language combined with his microdick has baffled scientists and raccoons everywhere.
Man you remind me of a mike monfee
by Not WiJay March 27, 2019
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felch monger

A man that sucks the ejaculatory juices out of another man's ass, following a brutal assault in the anus.
Leif, your so naughty, get your felch monging head outta my caboose.
by Hot Carl February 19, 2005
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Skeet-monger

One who enjoys accumulating skeet
That woman's been collecting skeet like a skeet-monger.
by M Plops December 6, 2005
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Chode Monger

An omniscient, all powerfull deity. If you abuse his sacred name, he will instantly appear and remove you of your manhood.
Dude, I swear that our science teacher is the Chode Monger!
by ChiBearsFan5423 May 9, 2010
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