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One deals in the specialty of selling, trading and dealing PEEN.
1: I need to go down to the peen monger and buy me some wang

2: Simon is so desperate for cock she went to the peen monger.

3: Jeremy's girlfriend isn't satisfied so she got her some cock at the peen monger.
by PeenMeister November 20, 2008
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