Mikey

Absolute perfection. The best friend a guy can have, and the best boyfriend a girl can get. Really cute and nice, but shy and quiet, which makes him all the more cuter. Usually tall and fluffy. Also usually has a gay-ass cousin.

Wow, he's perfect, do you think he's a Mikey?

by Kanna Shidoxi November 22, 2014

Mikey

A bad boyfriend. One who beats on his girl until he is taken down by someone bigger or smarter. An asshole.

Man how is she doing I heard her last boyfriend was a mikey.

by MysterymanADMO July 25, 2006

Mikey

a great guy who smokes u up all the time and turns u from sober to high in a couple of minutes

"Yo, Mikey is such a g homie!!!!!"
"Mikey u got any weed?"

by thebiggestwolfaround1 December 8, 2018

Mikey

Huge penis, loves girls, ladies man. Every girl Lowkey wants him inside her.

Omg Mikey stop

by Really Vinnie to bug July 3, 2016

Mikey

Someone who loves hentai. A hentai version of a weaboo

That guy masturbates to anime he must be a Mikey

by Arosey June 10, 2018

Mikey

Socially awkward

Mikey is just socially awkward

by 10056798321 April 4, 2019

Mikey

An abusive piece of shit who expects you to be loyal to him while he cheats on you. Most likely went to prison.

Wow that guy was such a nightmare. For sure a Mikey

by Lucilovesherjordy August 20, 2019