merked

to be held down like a bitch and have your pubes shaved off and then they slap some fake pubes on your freshly shaven bald private parts with some sticky glue, see also "merkin"

Shiloh was talkin' trash, so his homies merked his dumb ass. . . .then they laughed at their work.

by sjte5409 January 29, 2009

Dirty Merkel

Looking your best at your worst

I got so white claw wasted that I dirty merkeled my hair cut and now I have to shave everything off.

by Mangobangoz October 3, 2019

Merked

to get owned at a epic propotrion Merkage or merked

You got merked!

the word started with one of the most contravertial players in q3 arena version 1.16 a player named merky began to get very good and is now considered to be the best q3 arena 1.16 railer

by Natural 12562 December 24, 2008

Merked

Means ugly,nasty, disgusting,

Charlie: Eww look its Chayton.

Nick: Wtf hes so fuckin Merked

by 12345 November 22, 2016

Angela Merkel

a little fucking bitch who thinks the citizens should act more like the immigrants

Angela Merkel

by carkcarkcarkcarkcarkcarkcark May 29, 2020

Merked

Really really high, to the point of being incapable of interacting with people and most likely interacting with other entities like plants, emotions, and gods.

Jimmy Brungus is merked right now. He just rode his bike to the beach, drank a gallon of organic orange juice and buried himself in sand while saying prayers to mother ocean.

by Orcinus317 May 10, 2014

Angela Merkel

1. The current chancellor of the Federal Republic of Germany.

2. A woman who was the victim of an unwelcome massage at the hands of a U.S. President.

The Groper in Chief, George W. Bush, recently snuck up behind Angela Merkel and gave her an unwelcome massage.

by jesster79 July 20, 2006