Egg

the thing that is shit out by cocks every day
Did you just see the cock shit out that egg??!!
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one hit wonder

The dude who was 3 that you thought was a ten who ran away after having sex once
I refuse to write this section
one hit wonder
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Sh'i'ain't

bob: are you gonna fuck that dude?
Issac: Sh'i'ain't gay
bob: bruh you are literally knee-deep inside my asshole
Issac: *wipes sweat off forehead
bob: stop wiping you forehead you cunt
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Angela Merkel

a little fucking bitch who thinks the citizens should act more like the immigrants
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