Mediterranean Sour Patch

When a male shoves something up there penis hole
Gary did the Mediterranean Sour Patch!!!
by Tha Real MC June 20, 2008
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Mediterranean Slip and Slide

When a girl deep throats after having swallowed some olive oil.
"My girlfriend gave me a Mediterranean Slip and Slide last night, it would've been better if she had used high quality EVOO though"
by Axelthered11 August 20, 2019
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mediterranean herb

A person (specifically the female gender) who is very lazy, doesnt get out much but has great friends and brags about them to evey one
by SmollBLT June 17, 2017
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balkan/mediterranean pilled

Realizing that your country in the Balkans/Mediterranean Sea is, in some way or another, considered superior to any other country in the world, even though the economy of your nation may be utter shit.

Other countries attempt to compensate by boasting a better economic status, believing it is their sole means of feeling "better" or "superior" to any Balkan/Mediterranean nation. Consequently, they are destined to forever lack the greatness of a truly civilized and great Balkan/Mediterranean nation.

For these foreigners, it seems that their situation is irreversible, with little they can do to improve their nation, as their history and progress are deemed worthless and insignificant.
Westerners need to realize that their country is worthless as it is not balkan/mediterranean pilled.
by DinaricMF December 31, 2023
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Mediterranean Beagle

A breed of dog that doesn’t exist but sounds like it does, can be used to mess with dog snobs.
Lucas: I have a Mediterranean Beagle

Dava: What’s that?
Lucas: Search it up
Dava: Fuck you
by Ch0riZoh October 27, 2021
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Mediterranean Breakfast

The act of cracking an egg on your penis before vaginal intercourse and then proceeding vaginal intercourse until completion, then eating the leftover egg and (cream) out of the vagina resulting in a protein-packed breakfast.
No sir I'm full, I had a Mediterranean Breakfast this morning.
by The Fruit Doober Man July 24, 2024
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Mediterranean circumcision

He couldn't decide between the turtleneck and the tank top. So he went for the Mediterranean circumcision.
by Mr.IBIP April 29, 2022
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