JOHNSON SCOPER

someone who scopes out other guy's johnsons.

dammit cleatus...dont be scoping other guy's johnsons

by KENNY THE SHARK November 19, 2004

Johnston's Jaw

Johnston's Jaw is an ailment that is commonly found in alcoholic young women.
It is caused when the drunk women participate in fellatio.
With the extended time the jaw is wide open and the grinding caused, it wears down the jaw bone and cause's pain for month's and even years

That slut student nurse got her jaw fucked up by that rugby team at uni.
She went to the doctor and he diagnosed her with Johnston's Jaw

by IBM Sophie February 27, 2008

johnson steamboat

When you put your girl on your cock and spin her around

Man we hooked up for so long last night that I had to pull out the Johnson steamboat

by John David Barwin July 15, 2017

johnson sock

the dirty sock you finish off in

"i found jimmys johnson sock under his bed today! i cant believe he would do this"

by mrDjOjBj January 5, 2016

Johnson Street Walk

Peeing while walking down a sidewalk

Jeff didn't have time to find a bathroom so he did the Johnson Street walk on the way home.

by Johnson Street Walk July 15, 2016

Johnson Sir

Johnson Sir is smart and handsome man.

Johnson Sir is my love. We all love his dick

by Anson Jai November 24, 2021

Johnson Sandwich

When you are just resting your penis between her buns and its not in yet.

Jae: Bro I gave her the Johnson Sandwich last night.
Yik: Holy shit my pilgrim that's lit asf!

by Rinsnoke July 16, 2024