A stick that has a used condom on its end. It is usually used to chase your friends around the yard.
by ukrainekid May 28, 2007
Get the johny stickmug. by Gerbert Johnstoy November 17, 2006
Get the Johny Apple Seedmug. Johny-Verse
(noun; cinematic mythology, musical universe, creative phenomenon)
The Johny-Verse is the sprawling, multi-dimensional universe created by musician-storyteller K.L.B., where myth, music, and madness collide under twin moons. At its heart is Jumping Johny Tork, the Intergender Intergalactic Full-Frontal Heavyweight Champion of the Known Galaxies — part hero, part chaos, all heart.
Within its shimmering borders live the Seven Identical Elf Queens, the mighty black dragon Charlie, the detachable trickster Tiger the Taint Tail, and the broken boy of Earth One who dreamed the whole thing into being. Together they battle dark sorceresses, cosmic emperors, and the heartbreak of being human.
The Johny-Verse isn’t just a story — it’s a state of creation, a place where childhood nostalgia, arena rock, and fantasy opera crash together in glorious noise. Each song, image, and video adds another galaxy to the myth.
(noun; cinematic mythology, musical universe, creative phenomenon)
The Johny-Verse is the sprawling, multi-dimensional universe created by musician-storyteller K.L.B., where myth, music, and madness collide under twin moons. At its heart is Jumping Johny Tork, the Intergender Intergalactic Full-Frontal Heavyweight Champion of the Known Galaxies — part hero, part chaos, all heart.
Within its shimmering borders live the Seven Identical Elf Queens, the mighty black dragon Charlie, the detachable trickster Tiger the Taint Tail, and the broken boy of Earth One who dreamed the whole thing into being. Together they battle dark sorceresses, cosmic emperors, and the heartbreak of being human.
The Johny-Verse isn’t just a story — it’s a state of creation, a place where childhood nostalgia, arena rock, and fantasy opera crash together in glorious noise. Each song, image, and video adds another galaxy to the myth.
Example:
“Dude, have you heard Songs Forged in Starlight? Welcome to the Johny-Verse — nothing’s ever been so weirdly beautiful.”
“Dude, have you heard Songs Forged in Starlight? Welcome to the Johny-Verse — nothing’s ever been so weirdly beautiful.”
by K.L.B. Genesis November 9, 2025
Get the Johny-Versemug. by nigger whipper 900000000 January 11, 2019
Get the johny boi wickmug. by AndreaTheApe April 13, 2021
Get the pulled a johniemug. Man, how's your dick feels after the DDD?
Bruh, my dick (Johny) feels like jelly.
Oh shit that's not good. Let's call it Jelly Johny January.
Bruh, my dick (Johny) feels like jelly.
Oh shit that's not good. Let's call it Jelly Johny January.
by greedyboi01 November 7, 2018
Get the Jelly Johny Januarymug. This is when you absolutely fucking destroy your pants with explosive shit, have to walk with them to the toilet, empty it out and dump your underpants out the window. Known as a Johny Poo-Poo Incident.
by Pity_Woman May 18, 2024
Get the A Johny Poo-Poo Incidentmug.