Jizzanigans

Shenanigans involving jizz, obviously.

"Hey baby, wanna go back to my place for some jizzanigans?"

by CricketSausage July 8, 2012

Jizzsandwhich

When you are out of mayo you gotta have another option...

So instead of using Mayo you are using your own condimens (jizz) on your sandwhich of choice.

Guy 1:Hey man why does this sandwich taste so good?
Guy 2: I knew I wasn't the only one who my liked jizz on sandwiches!

Guy 1: Well from now when I come over make me one of your famous jizzsandwhichs!

by I'm the anonymous 22433 February 5, 2015

jizzminge

The term used for someone called Jasmine. A Jizzminge is something of a hoe but a tranquilised mattress in bed.

'she's a bit of a jizzminge'
'Jizzminge, come here'

by ricechristies June 27, 2022

jizzmazing

something so amazing you jizz or want to jizz in your pants

that Ferrari is jizzmazing!

hey guys, check out this jizzmazing sniper rifle I saw online

by dun dunna nuh! June 20, 2011

jizzmas

the failure to jizz on santa claus

i hope it will be a white jizzmas

by killmeihavenolife December 25, 2009

jizzmazing

an adjective used to describe something exceptionally pleasing; amazing, orgasmic

I can't stop eating this chocolate; it's so jizzmazing!

by Agent N59 February 28, 2006

jizzmin

a girl who loves jizz in her face

did you see jizzmin walking down the street shes such a slu

by baklau June 15, 2010