Jewery

Any physical features or worn objects that affiliated with Judaism and Jewish people. Common jewish physical features can include side locks, frizzy hair, curly or extremely wavy hair, hooked noses, long unkempt beards with short hair, yamukas, and darker colored hair and/or eyes. Comes in grades ranging up to 24 karat.

Shlomo the Jew: This ain't your average jewery. This shit is 24 karat jewery.

Tyrone: Fuckin' brush that shit, nasty ass jewboy.

by the coolest mother fucker I am February 28, 2011

Jesser

God tier man. He likes to take big dumps. He has a godlike dog and a long sick call him sally roommate... Kris. He has other roommates but they are broke boys so we don't worry about them. #LongLiveJesser

Blind Dude: Jesser is trash at basketball
Not Blind Dude: Yo.. SUCK IT AND GO TO HELL BLIND BOY NERD!!!

by Cancerous T-Rex February 12, 2019

jewsense

Jew sense is a terminolgy applied to realllly cheap people...

they have this super power instead of spidersense of spiderman..
they can hear a coin drop from 20 meters away and will pickup any shinyobject that might look smell sound taste like money...

usually the ones with these powers are jews
but there are special cases to those kids that will jump in to the freeway for a penny

my jewsenses were tingling when he dropped his change on the floor.

by poppyjew digger September 4, 2010

Jewberrie

Meaning a Jewish Gem. Dark in substance the Gem is highly valued amongst the Jewish community, although often frowned upon by others. It is a very rare Gem and there is only one listed in existence today. There have been rumours of others being discovered but to date all claims have been dismissed.

"Oh look there's a Jewberrie"
"Praise the Jewberrie"

by Kizzie Gonnakillyou June 10, 2009

Jewberg

An insult for a jew just like kyke and jewbag. Comes for the beginning of "jew"-ish and the ending of the most common jewish last name, stein-"berg"

That jew won't lend me a quarter. That fucking jewberg can run into a wall with a boner and break his nose.

by robbie January 31, 2005

Jessers

A common/fun nickname for anyone who has a first name of Jess in it. It means fun, outgoing, crazy and good friend.

Can be nicknamed Jessers if your name is Jess, Jesse, Jessica, etc.

by Jess22 April 8, 2007

jewger

A Jewish person of or wanting to be of African descent. A half Jewish and half African American person.

That fucking jewger stole my penny!

by Johnny1982 August 20, 2006