"The Downhill Gifter" - While you are giving someone oral sex - 1. Gently reach down and start to massage their feet 2. Then extend your arms fully behind you 3. Then lift upward 4. You should now be resembling a "Downhill Ski Position"
A girl sits pondering and penniless about what to get her boyfriend for his birthday... "Hmm, Well I know he wants to go skiing but we can't afford that... Maybe I could massage his feet? He does work really hard everyday... And every guy likes to get oral sex... Hmm..."... When the Birthday Boy comes home from work, he finds his girlfriend standing in the living room wearing a full ski suit, snow boots and goggles. A little thrown off at first, he says... "So, are we going skiing for my birthday after all?" She smiles back and says, "No... Not quite... :) "Its called The Downhill Gifter
by Maryjane* February 6, 2014
Get the The Downhill Gifter mug.Experienced players of the Rusty Trombone have been known to raise the recipient of their ministrations to such a peak of pleasure that they lose control of their bowels and forcefully break wind during orgasm. The resultant blast of gas can be sufficiently forceful to inflate the cheeks of the player mildly reminiscient of the pouched cheeks of Dizzie Gillespie during a performance on a normal metal trombone.
The attempts to rid oneself of the odour and taste together with vocalistaion of rage are thought to be the origins of Scat singing. It is well known people who love Jazz also love to do this sort of thing.
The attempts to rid oneself of the odour and taste together with vocalistaion of rage are thought to be the origins of Scat singing. It is well known people who love Jazz also love to do this sort of thing.
He let go with such a Rusty Gillespie that she scatted for over a minute. What a marvellous improvisation worthy of the master himself...
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Person 1: Aunt Carol gave me socks for Christmas AGAIN this year!
Person 2: Are you serious!? She really needs a giftervention.
Person 2: Are you serious!? She really needs a giftervention.
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