Garfield-diet

When someone hangs out with worse looking people than themselves to seem prettier or skinnier than they really are.

Bob: ”stacey looks really fit in that picture”
James: “No, it only seems like that because she’s using Anna as her Garfield-diet”

by Jimmy broswem July 2, 2019

garfield kart

the best game in this world besides the godsent minecraft. i love this game. i lose my mind, when i have two sexy garfields next to me. i go coocoo, i go insane. im crazy, im coocoo crazy, garfield has me cookey. im coocoo cookey crazy.

“brooo im playing garfield kart and theres so many sexy jon arbuckle’s next to me”

by yunacore November 12, 2019

Garfield

An almighty God who has the power to rival the entire world. Can travel at the speed of light. Lasagna makes him 600x stronger. Has telepathy. Can put you in a coma with the blink of an eye.

If I was in a fight with Garfield, I'd die in 0.1 seconds

by ThatMoonCow February 24, 2021

James A. Garfield

20th president of the United States, got shot. Never head of him? Me either.

It’s so sad that James A. Garfield died on a Monday.

Who?

by Rogue One 2 coming in 1977 August 2, 2018

Garfield Complex

A condition in which you share similarities to the comic strip feline Garfield. Be it his excessive laziness, his narcissistic behavior, or more commonly his love for the layered pasta dish lasagna

i wish i didn't have a Garfield complex, I've put on 20 lbs since last week

*yea i know bad example

by ChronoSapien December 31, 2011

Garfielding

When a couple makes slopping/popping noises while kissing, the sound is comparable to Garfield The Cat eating lasagna.

Gabe and Devin were totally garfielding earlier.

by RolePlayingGabe November 4, 2016

Garfield Math

Doing math from a cat’s standpoint, or with the least effort. When a creative but lazy person is always on the lookout for a shortcut or hack to solve a math problem, so that they could have more time for leisure or rest.

Street-smart people tend to use Garfield math strategies to deal with their everyday quantitative challenges, compared to their exam-smart counterparts who prefer a more conventional or routine approach.

by Fasters February 6, 2022