Furpose

A fart that comes out intentionally and the perpetrator is well aware of his flatulance.

Two men standing in an elevator, "Dude, that was un called for, that was totally a furpose"

by thesearefusesnoriver February 26, 2011

flurpes

Some sick herpes infected motherfucker who also has the flu!

I can’t believe John has the flurpes

by Dezman January 9, 2020

Furless Fur

Someone who likes the furry fandom and enjoys the culture but does not want to be defined as a furry or identifies as one

Furry: Hey can you be a handler for me at MFF
Furless Fur: Sure! But I’m going to appreciate the fursuits and not wear one.

by CodeZero(≧∇≦） January 5, 2023

Cory Furness

A generally teenage male who is the epitome of the world's failure and is, by and large, commonly unsuccessful in everyday life. Frequently heard to say "Nyaa-Dug!" in occurrence of failure

OMGWTFBBQ look at that muppet over there, he fails like cory furness

by wooticles October 24, 2009

nightly furgeson

(noun) the act of receiving head while multitabling online poker

Man, I was 4-tabling the 2/4 game on Pokerstars last night. Next thing I know, my girlfriend walks in the room, unzips my pants and gives me the nightly furgeson!

by Gildwulf December 11, 2008

Barrow-in-Furness

A town situated in the North West of England, one entrance and one exit, residents consist of the elderly, drug addicts, chavs, pedophile boy racers who pick up 15 year old girls from mc'donalds in the hopes of a shag and face a possible rape charge.
Most of barrows commerce are essentially charity shops, hair salons, takeaways, pubs and empty buildings! There's fuck all do to in this shit hole so if you ever come to visit turn around back up the A590 and go somewhere else before the radiation from BAE gets you.

Drug and knife crime where ever you go and some little tracksuit wearing cunt will try and size you up just for not wearing what he's wearing.
Highest teen pregnancy in Europe aswell as drug addiction and most depressing town in the UK as seen in the news!

Want to go to Barrow-in-Furness

No it's a Shit hole

by anonymous July 1, 2021

Furness

A low mono-tonal whine often mistaken for undewater seismic testing. Often followed by mass beachings of marine mammals.

The recent dolphin strandings are suspected to be caused by a Furness.

by Mr. C. December 1, 2004