A simply magical coastal town in Cumbria, England. A place of outstanding natural beauty and lively cultural activity. The incredibly wide-ranging entertainment opportunities include: knife-fighting, shagging 15 year-old mothers, having your shoes nicked, skag, and much, much more.

General #1: There's only one nuclear warhead left in the world. Where should we use it?

General #2: Barrow in Furness, obviously.

Barrow in Furness by Dave November 18, 2003

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Barrow in Furness

Ideally situated between Heysham Nuclear power station to the south, the faltering Sellafield Nuclear reprocessing plant to the north and The Nuclear Submarine Facility in the town centre. The background radiation gives Barrow a Mediterranean climate.
Residents of Barrow also enjoy 20% unemployment, chronic heroin addiction (dubbed Heroin Capital of the North), extreme violence and the highest rate of teenage pregnancies in Europe. Barrow can also proudly claim to have 3 of the its shore lines in Britains top 10 polluted beaches.

So why not try a place with a difference and try Barrow!

"The Seaside town, that they forgot to close down"

Barrow in Furness by max January 14, 2004

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Origin: Pidgin English (Hawaii)

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"The teacher gave us extra English homework 'cuz we was talking out of turn and the homework she gave us made me all futless"

futless by pupuledriver April 21, 2005

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