ferpes

Also known as "fairy herpes" or the "glitter disease". This is when you get doused in glitter, and since glitter spreads, and fast, it spreads like herpes, starting with someone you hug, or bump into and they spread it to someone else.

"my girlfriend laid in my bed, now I have ferpes."

by koolkat1776 September 19, 2011

ferpes

Herpes, on your face.

I would totally make out with a really hot girl at the supermarket, unless she had ferpes.

by BongMan7 June 09, 2006

ferpes

herpes contracted from a friend

Hey, aren't you going out with Rob?
No, we're just friends with benefits... at least we were until he gave me ferpes.

by Tanequia Jones November 24, 2008

FERP

an abbreviation for Final Exam Review Packet. Also relates to the action of completing/doing the Final Exam Review Packet.

"have a good weekend class and don't forget to FERP it!"

"FERP it baby!"

"Dude I was up all night FERPing it with my dad, im so sore!"

by ferp it baby! May 26, 2011

Ferp

noun: a person with little social life or popularity who hangs on to any shred of affection; also someone who smells bicycle seats.

Jill: I said "hi" to Jimmy once in the hallway the other day and now he won't leave me alone.

Donna: Wow. What a ferp.

by DJMADMAX October 18, 2009

Ferpes

The disease one gets from wearing bowling shoes without socks.

Jamie developed a bad case of ferpes Saturday night when she threw caution to the wind. She carelessly neglected the needed barrier between her feet and the biological bedlam that was her size fives

by Wmfields2787 January 18, 2013

ferp

a penis fully covered in hair

i heard that your sister tried to blow the wolfman and all she got was a hair ball from his ferp

by anti chode June 02, 2005