fuckpuddle

A loose woman. Her favorite thing to do is fuck and she is similar to a puddle because:
a) She's shallow.
b) She's dirty.
c) She's always wet.
d) Careless people step right on top of her while those with sense avoid her as to not be soiled.

That bitch has already been with three different guys this weekend - what a fuckpuddle.

by OISOISOIS May 29, 2009

fuckpot

(n.) Hyperactive and childish person.

See S.J

by Gumba Gumba June 2, 2004

fuckgod

1. fuckboi who has fucked so many thotties and bitches at this point that amateur fuckbois look up to him and is basically a God when it comes to the ancient art of piping.
2. guy who loves painting faces with his cumshots
3.

Person 1: y'all peep how Ali fucked his Jessica after donkey fucking her sister?
Person 2: yeah bro he's a fuckgod with his jawline

by pipe god May 6, 2018

fuckpuddle

1.) In Political Debate, an Idiot. It came to me when Debating an especially Irritating Liberal on a message board.

2.) The mess left after vaginal sex.

1.)Are you Ignorant, or simply Dishonest about the Election, fuckpuddle?

2.)Don't forget a towel, I don't want to leave a fuckpuddle on this pool table.

by tha malcontent March 29, 2005

Fuckpuddle

When it is more than a "wet spot". Who gets to sleep in that?

Kristie and "the guy" left quite a fuckpuddle and even the cat wasn't absorbent enough to soak that up.

by dbag3 July 13, 2010

fuckpoodle

A very prissy and snobby female who is blissfully unaware that she is the ugliest tool in the shed.

Oh yeah, Josie? Yeah, she's such a fuckpoodle.

by Anonymous April 21, 2005

fuckplode

to release a large amount of energy pent up from a frustrating work week.

Man, this week has been hell. When Friday comes I'm going to fuckplode with joy.

by adam aka psi February 20, 2005