Michigan J Frogged

Whenever a certain problem or situation is happening but when you go to show someone else the problem or situation either fixes itself or stops happening. Comes from the Michigan J Frog cartoon where the singing frog will sing for the lone man but stops whenever he tells someone to check it out causing everyone to think he is crazy.

My fucking car just Michigan J Frogged me pretty bad. It was making these weird, loud sound all week long but when i went to take into the auto repair shop it stopped making that sound and it sounded just normal to the maintenance guy so i still don't know what's wrong with it.

by EggFuYungAtHeart January 25, 2022

frogging

dogging at the local swimming pool

Jack and Sarah were frogging in the deep end.

by babypuke December 12, 2007

The Blind Frogger

a sexual action:You have sex with a woman then just before climax you make her spin around with her forehead on a baseball bat until she is dizzy, then you climax on her eyes and make her run across the street.

"I did the blind frogger for johnny and I almost got clipped by an SUV"

by Tmoney1725 May 19, 2009

clevland frogger

A Clevland Frogger is like clevland steamer where you shit on someones chest. Then followed by a frog splash so the shit hits all the walls in the room.

"Last night carl gave chase a clevland frogger. Shit hit all the walls in the bedroom."

by thomas the tank December 20, 2007

Bull Frogged

This is when a male or female is fucked by or is fucking someone twice there weight.

Jimmy got bull frogged by Suzy last night.

Tim weighs 160lbs and had sex with Jan, she weighs 80lbs, o my god she got bull frogged.

by bullfrogged September 12, 2009

Horned Frogged

To be completely, absolutely and physically dominated by another. Coined after the TCU Horned Frogs were defeated 65-7 in the National Championship by the Georgia Bulldogs.

1. Guy #1- “Dude! We didn’t even make a single cup in pong!”

Guy #2- “I know dude. They totally horned frogged us.”

2. The Houston Astros horned frogged the New York Yankees in the ALCS.

by Stan A. Veuf February 9, 2023

Leap Frogger

A woman that uses one man in order to jump to another man with no time between relationships either because they are scared of being alone or they don't possess the skills to keep themselves afloat in the world. A woman like this knows nothing of accountability and work and finds that "jumping" to another man in times of trouble is the best way to solve the problem.

Have some self respect, don't have a relationship with a stripper, cause they generally are leap froggers, They'll sink your lily pad then jump to another one. They don't believe in love, only survival.

by J-SOON October 13, 2011