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Extenze

An infomercial airing between midnight and 6 a.m. Apparently, the ad people at Extenze think that anyone who stays up late thinks they have a small penis. The infomercial itself is riddled with scripted dialogue with people who can barely speak English. If you happen to be bored while watching the infomercial, there's definitely a Girls Gone Wild commercial on a neighboring channel.
Hey broseph, I have really low self-esteem so I jerk off to Girls Gone Wild commercials after ordering Extenze to increase the size of my microscopic penis!
by bobbydole February 5, 2008
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extension course

a course which is taken on the pretense of expanding one's knowledge and for the purpose of naming the institution on your resume. normally paid for by your boss.
"so are we on for golfing thursday at 3 p.m.?"

"I can't, I'm working..."

"you should've signed up for the extension course..."
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Extended Leg

When your ass is so flat its like an extension of your leg.
Your mom has an extended leg, lucky you were born with an ass.
by Tabbie305 April 22, 2009
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Living Expense

A cool skate shop that features many different styles and collections of clothing. It is known for its funny and vast amounts of culture in not only their clothing but their Instagram captions. Started in 2019 by a high school student (Steve Funnell).
Woah is that a Living Expense shirt, nice! They are Canadian you know.
by Steve Wittek November 14, 2020
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totaling the expenses

To balance your budget while taking a crap.
Where's Micah..... he must be totaling the expenses again.
by jac17 December 9, 2008
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Extensive

Ultimate satisfaction or accordance in reference to an action or statement.
girlfriend: "I have decided to get a breast enlargement and take a vow of silence"

guy: "That's extensive"
by G-Vak December 10, 2004
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extenze

A pill that causes freakish and gargantuan erections.
After my man took extenze, his penis was so large that when I saw it I laughed, and when I sat on it I cried.
by Snoopy Pugh August 11, 2009
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