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“One time I accidentally nutted in my eye”
“Excuse the fuck”
“You people make me wish I was uncircumcised”
“EXCUSE THE FUCK?!?”
“One time I accidentally nutted in my eye”
“Excuse the fuck”
“You people make me wish I was uncircumcised”
“EXCUSE THE FUCK?!?”
by @W01 October 27, 2020
Get the Excuse The Fuck mug.Excusitarians is the new term coined by Vegan Pirate Cap’n Long John Tofu of The Vegan pirates of The Pirates of the Carob Bean
The Vegan Pirate uses the word ‘Excusitarian’ to categorise all the ex vegetarians and vegans who come up with a whole host of excuses about why it’s impossible for them personally to stay vegan and why they need meat.
The Vegan Pirate uses the word ‘Excusitarian’ to categorise all the ex vegetarians and vegans who come up with a whole host of excuses about why it’s impossible for them personally to stay vegan and why they need meat.
bob: aah some ex-vegans drive me up the wall, I wouldn’t be mindin’ if they just be admittin’ that they couldn’t be bothered any more, that they be giving up caring about animal welfare, the effects o’ intensively reared animals on the environment and the wastin’ o’ resources but they don’t. Instead I be told ’some people just can’t be vegetarian’, ’some people need meat’ and ’sometimes it just doesn’t feel right to be vegan’ – they should know better!”
fred: i know man Excusitarians are so fackin stupid
fred: i know man Excusitarians are so fackin stupid
by Ted Slade December 17, 2009
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The state of being in an unofficial relationship, or "talking", where both individuals agree to only get with one another. In other words, a relationship without a solid title but both partners agree to commit to each other to a certain degree.
by SloppyToppy June 26, 2016
Get the exclusive mug.Self-appointed authority to make someone annoying go away. Gleaned from a similar phrase used by the cool "Bailiff Byrd" from the "Judge Judy" show.
Girl: What are you doing? Does this make me look fat? Can I bitch at you about all my girlfriends that I hate? Are you gonna just lie there all day and watch TV? Wanna go to the mall?
Guy: Thank you, you are excused, you may step out.
Guy: Thank you, you are excused, you may step out.
by Loudin Obnoxious August 12, 2008
Get the Thank you, you are excused, you may step out. mug.Our trip to the restaurant was an excrusion because we got lost on the way and couldn't find anyone to give us directions.
by Curt Phillips August 29, 2005
Get the excrusion mug.A phrase meaning either:
1. "You are in the general vicinity of where I wish to travel, so get the HELL out of the way before I knock you over."
2. "I don't really care what you're doing at this moment, but I demand you pay attention to me."
Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between the two.
1. "You are in the general vicinity of where I wish to travel, so get the HELL out of the way before I knock you over."
2. "I don't really care what you're doing at this moment, but I demand you pay attention to me."
Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between the two.
1.Person1: "Excuse me."
Person2: "Yes?"
*dead, confused silence*
2.Person3: "Excuse me."
*Person4 moves out of the way*
Person3: Uh?
Person2: "Yes?"
*dead, confused silence*
2.Person3: "Excuse me."
*Person4 moves out of the way*
Person3: Uh?
by Kenthar December 13, 2004
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You: My flight crash-landed, and it killed my dog too.
Boss: What a terrible excuse! You're fired for real this time!
You: My flight crash-landed, and it killed my dog too.
Boss: What a terrible excuse! You're fired for real this time!
by Sitbear August 20, 2018
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