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excluse

short for exclusive. Somewhere or something that is rare, or closed off in other words something that is hard to get.
Excluse (exclusive): something one of a kind a rare

Example: “Just found these exclus shoes, and they were the last pair never seen anything like them”

“that party was exclusive there was only people there who were famous and their close friends”
by theabreviationqueen May 19, 2018
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affair excuses

What you tell the wife when you are with your whore

- playing golf

- going for a long walk with the dogs

- at a business meeting

- going for a long lunch in the country with the best friend (one who also has a mistress)

- working late

- meeting some old boys in London
Girlfriend : i didn't see you on Thursday night. can we hook up at the weekend

Adulterer : Sure. I can get away. i'll just give the wife one of my affair excuses
by farnham philanderer January 2, 2017
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Excuser moi

A sarcastic saying when reacting to rich people doing or buying expensive things.
He just bought a mansion? Excuser moi…
by alex-square February 14, 2023
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Well excuse me princess!

A phrase made famous by the Link of the cartoon series.
by CurlyHayami September 9, 2004
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Madara Marc Exclusive

An underrated beat producer who really needs some more attention if I’m being honest. His style is very different from most people and it’s really cool. You may not like his beats at first but the more you listen to them the better they get. And before you ask, no, I’m not him. Just a fan wanting to spread a message.
“Yo have you heard of this beat producer called Madara Marc Exclusive?”
“No I haven’t but I’ll check him out!”
by stuffthatonlyyouwouldsearch January 13, 2021
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Excusememasen

A hybrid of 'Excuse Me' and the Japanese word 'Sumimasen,' which means 'Pardon Me,' it is a term used by wannabe Japanese-English bilinguals who have done something stupid, want to only marginally ask for forgiveness, and rejoice in thinking they sound witty.
An American exiting a crowded train in Tokyo: "Excusememasen!"
Japanese collective spirit: "..sigh.."

Clifton: "Ah, did I spill my beer on you? Excusememasen!"
Rika: "ha.. vely funny..and yes you did.."
by MKDB September 10, 2013
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Excuse me what the fuck

The action of showing confusion after an absurd event. This term became popular after a meme rememe, and got spread by the 9 year old army.

Usually when done correctly, the arms will form 2 sine waves, the atmosphere around you will become distorted and the color configuration will become abstract.
EXAMPLE 1
A : What’s your biggest fear?
B : ...
A : ...
B : SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME I AIN’T...
A : Excuse me what the fuck?

EXAMPLE 2 (Edgy)
Random Template : *exists without being a meme*
Reddit’s 9 year old memer : Ayx queues me, What the EH?
by Divorce The Bucket August 31, 2018
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