doucherette

one who portrays themselves as high in popularity and looks down upon those who aren't as "cool" as they are, a complete tool to the in-crowd, one that is not liked

That guy with the Abercrombie clothes on is a doucherette.

by Monkey January 8, 2005

douchemeister

Part of speech- Noun
1- Someone who sucks at life a lot

2- Mac Woeste

3- see douche

That kids a total douchemeister

by THE TOTAL DOUCHE... February 25, 2005

Douchefit

An outfit normally worn by douchebags that hang out at places that they don't belong. For example, your mom's birthday party, or your cousin's bah-mitzvah.

Douchefits can contain (but are not limited to) leather pants, platform shoes, spiked bracelets and choke-collars, wallet chains, concert t-shirts, jeans that are too small for you, things bought from Gadzooks mall stores, etc.

"Dude, yesterday at my cousin's graduation party, Camden (<--- douche name) showed up in a total douchefit thinking it would get him laid. What a fuckin' loser."

by MrMikeBinSch February 25, 2009

doucheeater

a person who is being such a douche they need to be fed douches and douches need to be shoved down their throats.

you are being a doucheeater right now!

by bearjewib July 14, 2010

douchemeister

Part of speech- Noun
1- Someone who sucks at life a lot

2- Mac Woeste

3- see douche

4- Jonah G and Josh W
That kids a total douchemeister

Mac & Josh are total douchemeisters.

by I C U P February 28, 2005

douche fest

Anywhere a large group of douche bags gather with most of them wearing Affliction and Ed Hardy with really gay arm band tatoos .

It's gonna be a douche fest dowtown tonight after the UFC fight.

That party was a total douche fest

by bratsrus July 6, 2010

doucheiest

The fact of being the epitome of a douche, douchey, or a douchebag.

That guy is so douchey, a real D-bag. No, he is the doucheiest guy I’ve ever met!

by Bob D. Bomb March 30, 2015