Premature ejaculatory discombobulation following Newton's 1st Law 

The sperm that is ejaculated from rest at a constant velocity unless acted upon by an unbalanced force or object.

I unfortunately developed : Premature ejaculatory discombobulation following Newton's 1st Law

Premature ejaculatory discombobulation following Newton's 1st Law by Curry The Wise March 11, 2021

discombobulated

out of order, cracked out, not working properly, contorting, blabbering nonsense, confused, dysfunctional, out of shape and out of mind.

( I took a full pull off the pipe and I was hella discombobulated )

discombobulated by Hirosfca June 12, 2006

Miscombobulated

Being is a state where misinformation is confusing your ability to reason. Miscombobulated.

Nick had so much information going through his head his speech was miscombobulated.

Miscombobulated by nnidiffer December 24, 2012

Discombobulated

To be utterly and thuroughly confused with no hope of regaining any intelligent cognitive comprehension after being smoked and burnt for 3 or more daze at a time.

Girl, I'll tell you what...huh? I forgot what I was talking about. I'm all kinds of discombobulated. Did that just come out my mouth?...smokey-smokedy-smoked I am, I am. Discombobulated sista!

Discombobulated by MsSissyLaLa March 15, 2010

discomboobulated 

A state of shock or confusion induced by seeing attractive breasts.

After seeing the rack on the new waitress, Joe was totally discomboobulated and forgot what he wanted to order.

discomboobulated by fakebarney December 4, 2011

discombobulated potato siopao fish 

confused lazy white squishy mermaid thing

a pair of discombobulated potato siopao fish walked into the room,

discombobulated potato siopao fish by BellaTaeStanThx August 4, 2020

Discombobulatory

Discombobulatory is the most confused state known to mankind. You just have no idea what to do or what is going on, everything is just freakin' crazy! A discombobulatory state can be achieved by using drugs, dreaming, being a ditzy blonde, or just being a complete idiot like me. It can actually be quite fun to be in a discombobulatory situation.

Me: First I was continuously pelted with green beans at lunch. Now I get to science class and my experimental guppy, Carl is freakin' dead! I think I'll blame that dick with the uni brow that sits next to me.

Dick with uni brow: Wtf?

Me: I dunno! Everything's just all discombobulatory right now!

Discombobulatory by I Am Not a Hippie August 24, 2008