Discombobulatory

Discombobulatory is the most confused state known to mankind. You just have no idea what to do or what is going on, everything is just freakin' crazy! A discombobulatory state can be achieved by using drugs, dreaming, being a ditzy blonde, or just being a complete idiot like me. It can actually be quite fun to be in a discombobulatory situation.

Me: First I was continuously pelted with green beans at lunch. Now I get to science class and my experimental guppy, Carl is freakin' dead! I think I'll blame that dick with the uni brow that sits next to me.

Dick with uni brow: Wtf?

Me: I dunno! Everything's just all discombobulatory right now!

by I Am Not a Hippie July 28, 2008

discombobulatory speech

when your stepdad uses big words while he's drunk off his ass

that abusive bitch was using discombobulatory speech.

by OOFYBOOMER May 12, 2022