Dirked

The act of physically or metaphorically pre-maturely orgasming on a person or situation. To make a huge mistake.

Oh no! I just dirked on your belly.
I feel horrible, i studied so hard. Despite my efforts i totally dirked that whole test.

by dangeray September 23, 2010

dirk

a person who is acting like a douche and a jerk.

quit being such a dirk. or dude, your a dirk.

by shaun f O. December 26, 2007

the dirk

a dance move which consists of random moves so silly that when performed properly they nearly look professional

the girls showed the boys how to do the dirk.

the boys in turn proceeded to 'dirk it out'

some girls like to do the dirk while traveling the world

by Ballbeg Crip February 19, 2014

dirk

the condition of being ridiculously high and/or drunk

"Yo, I was in this shed last night and I was so dirk. I didn't even know where I was."

by dirkem May 21, 2005

dirking

Tired of saying Dirt biking well,

Dirt plus Biking= Dirking

"I went dirking today, it was rad."

by H-poo March 30, 2008

dirk

To break something and leave quickly before anyone notices. Most usually used in the context of a computer network, where for example a consultant may come in to work on something, inadvertently break something and rather than fix it, will make his excuses and leave.

1: Does anyone know why the live webserver seems to be down?
2: No. The consultant was in earlier though.
1: Oh shit... we've been dirked!

by dangerous77 January 7, 2007

dirk

a man with a penis in which it bends down instead of up. Like a upside down bendy straw. Often is gay, or likes one girl for way too long of a time. uncircumcised and lacks getting pussy. Known for being stupid or getting paid for doing stupid things, he is an idiot, but funny, and has a really really really cool friend named nick.

Dude, his dick is a total dirk, actually, he's just gay.

by kaska April 9, 2007