decapitated baby

A wholely fabricated lie that has spread around so fast with no way of the public to verify its truth.

His claim of the attrocity committed turns out to be just a decapitated baby. It was purely made up but that doesn't stop the mainstream news outlets from spreading it.

by watermelonpal October 29, 2023

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decapitated orgasms

when you and your girl are doing the 'do' but she's thinking about another guy while yall doing it / her moans aren't for you, hence "decapitated orgasms". or the song that Five Deez made.

Yo, me and my girl was doing it right? And I think she was pulling some decapitated orgasms.

by tensa.ii January 5, 2024

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Decapitated Golden Horse

After thoroughly beaten, the partner takes the other's cock and whacks it against a wooden cart until he sings for Gelderland.

-OR-

When you “finish jousting” and Heath Ledger walks in.

I'd be happy if she handled my cock like that decapitated golden horse

by NickLightning March 25, 2023

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You watch a decapitation just once and you might get sad or feel something else (fearful, angry), but you watch it 5 or 6 times and you see the humor in it, which is why instant replay makes sense for something like that.

The instant replay decapitation was a crowd pleaser.

by The Original Agahnim October 3, 2021

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