Cuntered

Pursuant to Hunter money, the action of failing upward and incorrectly assuming your ascent is in anyway related to your competency level while maintaining an abhorrent level of smugness.

Dumbfounded Man: I guess now that he cuntered his way to mid-management he's gonna be making Hunter money.

by shareyrlunch December 1, 2011

Canteen

(Philippine English borrowed from British English)

Cafeteria.

The canteen is closed.

by Mr. yoso July 1, 2012

cuntent

A feminist term to replace "lady blog." Coined by twitter personality, Haley Mlotek.

"Rejecting the term "lady blog" in favor of the more palatable "cuntent," please adjust correspondence accordingly." -Haley Mlotek

by G.W.N. April 26, 2015

Cunted Cunt

Ann Coulter, a self proclaimed bigot, who is everything that is wrong with America. It is people like her that stop real progress and change in America while spreading lies and hate.

Son: "Hey dad, what are you reading"

Dad: "...Slander, by Ann Coulter"

Son: "No! Dad, not that cunted cunt!"

by birkenstock wearing treehugger November 21, 2009

cuntcert

a concert or music festival with predominately female and/or lesbian artists, musicians, and fans.

Did you make it to the Lilith Fair cuntcert?
There sure were a lot of chicks with buzzcuts at the Indigo Girls cuntcert!

by -AMS July 1, 2008

cuntception

(cun-ˈtsep-shən)

1- When a person is such a cunt, that its own cunt has a cunt. A real shitty bitch.

2- Trickery used when trying to woo a female into sleeping with you.

1- Boy, that cunt is a true master of cuntception.

2- She plays hard to get, but with a little cuntception, shell be squirting in my face in no time!

by qinsanep March 19, 2015

rose-cunted glasses

- to look back on a past relationship and exaggerate about how good the sex was.

"Whenever he thought about their time together he always did so through rose-cunted glasses."

by spookfish March 10, 2015