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Cambridge Ontario 

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Cambridge is a small-medium sized town Southwest of the GTA.

Its residence consists of mostly scene/emo kids and people who wish they were gangsters. In reality, nothing ever happens in Cambridge that denotes enough reason to be 'emo,' and nothing badass enough happens to be 'gangster.'

Cambridge is split in to three (3) sections.

Galt: Mostly old rich people. You won't find many black people here, unless you go to GCI (a ghetto highschool). It also has a fountain in the downtown that often gets 'soaped.'

Preston: AKA Shit-Cambridge. This is where you go if you're poor, dirty, or a crack dealer. There are rumors that there is a school in Preston, but in reality, no one who's ever even been to Preston is smart enough to have had an education.

Hespeler: This part of Cambridge is the closest to HWY 401, which means it's closest to LEAVING Cambridge, which gives it a distinct advantage over the other two thirds.
Hey guys, I was traveling to London from Toronto the other day, and my car broke down in Cambridge Ontario. While I was there, nothing of interest happened.
Cambridge Ontario by csiK1R4 January 8, 2010
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Cambridge central school 

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Cambridge is a school where everyone is very judge mental of everyone else. And in order to have friends you have to play football or wrestling. If you have a family member who works at the school you can do anything and and get away with it. Cambridge also is full of homophobic pieces of white trash. And there are some hot people here, they’re just to popular to ever date you, unless you have a fatss like myself;) so yeah welcome to Cambridge
Girl 1: OMG she’s from Cambridge
Central school!? Ew, she’s so mean
Girl 2: Hey Cambridge central school kids aren’t that bad.

Cambridge Try 

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A disgusting sex act comprised of dipping your nuts in hot water while blowing your load on her face while in a rowboat having gazpacho soup ladled on you.
Johann “Jenn lets do the Cambridge try”
Jenn “I don’t wanna do the Cambridge try because I don’t like gazpacho soup.”
Cambridge Try by G Money man March 14, 2019
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Cambridge University 

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An old and prestigious university in the UK. Widely considered to be one of the two best British universities, along with Oxford. In most rankings of universities, Cambridge comes either first or second in the UK, and in the top 10 worldwide (along with the likes of Harvard, Yale and MIT). However, the traditional view of a clear hierarchy of British universities is increasingly being considered outmoded, with many other institutions (such as UCL, LSE, Durham and Imperial College London) being considered to rival Oxford and Cambridge in many respects.
Stereotypes surrounding Cambridge students include that they’re all from wealthy backgrounds, that they’re all nerds, that they’re all snobs and that they’re all from the South of England.
Notable alumni of Cambridge University include Isaac Newton, Charles Darwin, Vladimir Nabokov, Ian McKellen, Stephen Fry, Hugh Laurie, Nick Griffin and Nick Clegg
Cambridge University by cheeky_cunt February 21, 2011
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Cambridge attitude

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The attitude adopted by many of those either working or studying at the University of Cambridge, or by those who have worked or studied there in the past.

Defining characteristics of the “Cambridge attitude" include:

- total failure to acknowledge even the existence of co-workers considered to be of a lower status;
- feeling of complete superiority over everybody, particularly anybody judged to be non-“Cambridge”;
- utter inability to relate socially to those considered to be of a lower class;
- astonishment, confusion and nausea when somebody judged to be of a lower status turns out to be better than them at something;
- refusal to accept the value of degree courses at other institutions (apart from Oxford, known as The Other Place).
Janine: “Would you believe I have shared an office with Hermione for 14 years and yet she only said ‘Hello’ to me for the first time last Tuesday?”
Dave: “I did try to tell you that she has a bit of a Cambridge attitude, didn’t I? Only this morning she shut the lift door in my face, and yesterday she pushed in front of me at the photocopier.”
Janine: “Yes, but even so, I am the managing director…”
Cambridge attitude by HenryHVC October 30, 2011
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Cambridge University of Neutron Technology 

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A really funny fake university. See also Sam Houston Institute of Technology.
I went to Cambridge University of Neutron Technology and I still remember the day I graduated from CUNT University.
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