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Bation Station

The area of your house that is set up stricly for masterbation. Can include but not limited to: computer, chair, towel.
don't worry about that closet, that's just my bation station.
by qwik5 October 22, 2010
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Batlord

Noun.

A Batlord is an evolved bat, it is like an ant queen. It can control all the other bats in it's pack. It uses its call of EEEEEEE to attract mates and other bats for its pack.

They are very fond of fruit, old victorian poetry, shakespearean drama and fine wine on the french riviera.

They are known to get very angry when confronted head on. You should only communicate with them by using their native call of EEEEE.
Jeff is a Batlord. EEEEE

I wonder when the Batlord will be down on the riviera.
by Jeff Batlord January 15, 2011
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bathology

The artform of pouring mildly chilled sparkling water on oneself or others whilst submerged in a piping hot bath
The bathologists left the bar together to go back to Sam's place for a bathterparty where they would have some more drinks and indulge in bathology
by trousers7 March 18, 2015
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flattened my batmobile

When someone does something to crush your dreams
Dude! You just flattened my batmobile! I was so totally going to be in One Direction!

STOP FLATTENING MY BATMOBILE! I CAN BE A UNICORN! I CAN!
by You got us saying #LEH December 8, 2015
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pull off a bako

Greta: I'll come to the gathering for sure, count me in!
Gathering: Happens in 1 hour
Greta: I'm not coming. Sorry not sorry.

Everyone else: Greta pulled off a bako that night.

This is what we call to pull off a bako.
by Bakovoto June 1, 2022
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Dr. Barkov.

Said when a conman misunderstands a name.
This word(s) is best said in a Russian accent or by Marco Marino. It originates from a comedy sketch about a conman by the troupe in Visually Impaired Placenta.
(From the script:)

Chief Conman: Dr. Barkov...
Herbert: But my name's Herbert.
Chief Conman: (Pause) Dr. Barkov... do you know where you are?

(And so the script goes on)
by Wallamanage September 5, 2005
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backorder

when you hear that this item has to be backordered, it means you're fucked. often it's a smaller piece infrequently needed for a larger thing, but will be critical for your needs. is not being massively shipped to every convenient location near you, may have fallen out of favor over time. comes from like one place far away, and often takes it's sweet time to travel, because the company seems to not care to expedite it. it's like they don't really care about selling it anymore.
we'll have to backorder those cables/batteries/broken antenna piece /whatever. anything proprietary and rare.
by i a January 9, 2008
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