A bassoon is a musical instument that some say looks like a bong. Traditionally, it's made of wood, but they can be made of this crappy plastic stuff. (plastic bassoons don't sound near as nice as the wooden ones.)
Bassoons produce a dark rich tone in the hands of an experienced player. However, anyone else sounds like they're killing a large beast.
Bassoons require a double reed.
Bassoons produce a dark rich tone in the hands of an experienced player. However, anyone else sounds like they're killing a large beast.
Bassoons require a double reed.
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One who is amusing yet unintelligent while also showing characteristics of the genus Papio (baboon).
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Tim: The Yankees suck nuts.
Ryan: And Why the Fack is that?
Tim: Cause they'ah from New Yahk and nat Baston, cause New Yoahahs ah a bunch of fairys who drink stahbucks and live in "the city".
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If the man farts while the rusty bassoon is being performed, it makes it that much better.
If the man farts while the rusty bassoon is being performed, it makes it that much better.
After a symphony concert...
Man: Hey, you played great tonight! Put your good bassoon away, and come back to my place. I uh have a bassoon I want you to blow on. It's a rusty bassoon though...
Woman: Oh OK? So it needs to be cleaned?
Man: Why yes, it does.
Woman: Sounds great!
Man: Hey, you played great tonight! Put your good bassoon away, and come back to my place. I uh have a bassoon I want you to blow on. It's a rusty bassoon though...
Woman: Oh OK? So it needs to be cleaned?
Man: Why yes, it does.
Woman: Sounds great!
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