As a person ages, the tone in their buttocks becomes loose, producing what Missourians call "asslow". A hanging-low situation occurs, which makes it difficult to find pants that fit and seats that are comfortable.
My asslow doesn't fit in these pants!
The speaker readjusted his pants up and caused a hush in the room as the audience saw his enormous asslow.
Her asslow was celebrated in twelve counties and won the "lowest asslow" award three years running.
The speaker readjusted his pants up and caused a hush in the room as the audience saw his enormous asslow.
Her asslow was celebrated in twelve counties and won the "lowest asslow" award three years running.
by Zeddicus Rex April 17, 2017
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pretends to be a know-it-all,often
enhancing their stories,knowledge,
experience,and every thing in between
with pure bullshit.
E.g Jimmy Kimmel.
pretends to be a know-it-all,often
enhancing their stories,knowledge,
experience,and every thing in between
with pure bullshit.
E.g Jimmy Kimmel.
by Dunkaroo2 May 23, 2018
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For those who play Call of Duty/other related video games:
"That guy I just knifed is an assclown."
"Get knifed, assclown."
For regular use:
"Wow, look at that guy. What an assclown."
"That guy I just knifed is an assclown."
"Get knifed, assclown."
For regular use:
"Wow, look at that guy. What an assclown."
by Kain91 April 26, 2010
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Get the No Talent Assclown mug.A mear generic insult, the true meaning of this word is one that insults the person's purpose in society.
by silenceisgoldie October 17, 2008
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Get the assclown mug.A shit for brains idiot who has no commmon sense and a tendency toward gayness.When an assplow pursues a relationship with a female he beccomes a pussy whipped douchecock who has tendencies of a fucktard. These types usually tend to keep to themselves and are very very submissive.
Dude, tell your girl to blow off and quit being an assplow.
Why are you being such an assplow.
Look at that assplow doesnt he know he sucks at life.
Dude that guy is an assplow hes staring at that six year old boy.
Why are you being such an assplow.
Look at that assplow doesnt he know he sucks at life.
Dude that guy is an assplow hes staring at that six year old boy.
by rayhater August 8, 2005
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