dick jam 

Cum, Jizz, Skeet, semen

Lick dat dick jam off ma cack baby

dick jam by dickjamman August 7, 2006

dick blanket

masturbating with any kind of clothing/cloth wrapped around your dick. ergo dick blanket

Brad: Man i pulled off a dick blanket last night during the movie under the blanket because i wasn't getting any from Julie

John: nice man nice

Brad: yeah, she didnt even know!

dick blanket by NcLovin April 23, 2008

dick basket 

A womans many used vagina. With enough dicks in it to fill a basket.a HUGE SLUT.or a gay guy

Wow that whore is a huge dick basket.

dick basket by kingboi! January 19, 2009

Dick Doorknob 

simply take the doorknob off of door. then insert dick through door,having it completely dark is key.
then when someone tries to open a door at night they will grab a penis instead of the doorknob..

last night timmy got a dick doorknob!! HAHAHA

Dick Doorknob by lolz126 September 1, 2009

Dick Mode 

When someone close/one of your friends is not being their usual self. Instead of being their usual self, they choose to be mardy, and kick off at anything said/done to them, this person is then said to be in Dick Mode.

Often occurs when someone is tired.

You: Haha! Nice coat ;)

Person: stfu n00b :|

You: Dick mode {insert name}! Dick mode!

(Dick mode is often followed by a hand gesture of turning a dial, representing turning the person on Dick mode)

Dick Mode by pezza1993 November 1, 2010

Dick Holder 

A man of very douche-esque nature. This man will never leave you alone. Everyone you hang out with loves him, but he's only himself around you. He's very aware that he is a total asshole, but is intensely aroused by anger.

J.D. - Have you met Tylor?
Kyle - yes i've met him. He plays soccer. He's a real Dick Holder.

Dick Holder by Johnny Wanna Bone November 15, 2011

Dick Stroking 

Phrase, meaning to stroke dick. Lit.

Phrase, meaning to appease another by being a sort of yes man. As if you were stroking their dick to please them into granting you the smallest of favours. Fig.

Pubert: This prompt for Northwestern sounds like a lot of dick stroking.

Jimmy: College essays sound like they want you to respite what you've said at them.
Timmy: That it is Jimmy. Just stroke the dick. Please that admissions person.
Jimmy: Ewww.
Timmy: Dick Stroking, it's figurative dumb shit.

Dick Stroking by qw12DUIS December 29, 2013