Soft Zero

This is a case where a girl is so unfortunate looking that not only does she not make it onto the classic "1-10 scale of hotness", it is actually considered generous to rate her 0.

Dude I don't remember anything from last night, it must have been bad though cause I woke up with a soft zero.

by doubledew December 13, 2010

soft post

when you post something cute or sweet on insta or at 1:59am when you can’t stop telling your freshman year college roomie how much you love her because she let you do those last three jello shots

kaylie: “im so content rn, soft post”
E: “you’re cute, soft post”
kaylie: “i wuv u, soft post”

by superduperkayl January 11, 2020

soft brick

When a phone or other electronic device is rendered entirely unusable ("bricked", ie, the device has the functionality of a brick), but in a non-permanent way, such that with the correct tools and techniques, it can be revived. Contrast with "hard brick" where the device is well and truly useless. The process of unbricking it may still be enough work that one may choose to just get a new one (depending on how expensive it is to replace).

Generally implies that the damage is done to the firmware or software, not the hardware - a phone that was dunked in a fishtank might well be destroyed, but one wouldn't call that "bricked"

"Hey, what happened, I thought you bricked your phone trying to root it the other day - did you get a new one?"

"Oh no, it was just a soft brick. It took me hours to figure out how, but I was able to get it to boot last night and reinstalled android. Lost all my contacts though, and it's still not rooted..."

by Doc. A May 22, 2019

soft yeet

when something is relatable but you're tired, so the sound you make is a yeet.. but soft

ben: man finals are really killing me this quarter
armitage: soft yeet

by hux-capacitor May 20, 2018

soft and offensive

You should know, it's just like you

soft and offensive, just like you.

by dattt boiiii June 6, 2017

soft paws

Someone who can jerk off a guy while he sleeps

I tell you she is a soft paws she wanted me off and I did not wake up

by Adam with olly November 16, 2018

Soft Served

The shape of penis without getting a hard on. Also see marshmallowing.

Man 1: Can you believe this?! Congolese(People from Congo) people have an average dick length of 7 inches soft served!
Thot: Oml! I want to suck on those all day long!

by Mr.StealUrGirl69 January 18, 2018