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Host Monkey 

A person who is at the epicenter of any cold/virus/disease that goes around. They may or may not be aware of their status as a host monkey until those around them have all been infected.
Frank was the host monkey for the outbreak of mono last year
Host Monkey by Betta May 12, 2008

mountain monkey

Damn, those mountain monkeys totally cleaned out the Systembolaget. They're like a swarm of locusts!
mountain monkey by SwampThang October 24, 2012

Regression Monkey

An academic whose research consists of the stata commands reg, ivregress, robust, and vce().

The term is a reference to the old adage, "Infinite monkey theorem", that a million monkeys randomly typing at a million typewriters would eventually produce Shakespeare. To understand the term, just replace typewriters with "computers with stata" and shakespeare with "insightful economics."
A Regression Monkey hitting keys at random on a computer with Stata for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type any given text, such as the complete works of insightful economics.
Regression Monkey by Reg Monkey August 5, 2019

many a monkey 

Term that describes a large quantity of monkeys.
Wow, that zoo had many a monkey!

What the Monkey! 

“What the Monkey!” is an expression which can be applied to almost any situation. It is not a question, it is a statement. Something like "What the F'"but to avoid cursing. "What the Monkey" is an expression usually when you are describing some kind of accident or surprise that had happened but it's funny. Like you watch some Funny Home Video about a guy trying to make a dive in the pool but the board broke or a cows trying to chase after you and make love.
Mary: "Hey, Kevin passed out last night and they stuck a carrot in his nose and a Pineapple on his head. Then they took pictures"
Peter: "Hahaha...What the Monkey!"

Wes: "What the Monkey!! Who the heck threw my underwear on the chandelier?"
What the Monkey! by Bard777 August 2, 2011

Mockerizer

A person who is full of crap, lazy, and mocks everything by using irony, sarcasm, manipulation and/or outright lies as a way of life.
Student 1: Tom's a mockerizer!
Student 2: Why, what did he do this time?
Student 1: The dude was standing on his desk in class jumping up and down screaming that his dog ate his homework.
Student 2: You hit the nail on the head! He doesn't even have a dog! Definitely a freakin mockerizer!
Mockerizer by JFGidd November 10, 2011