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This chick did all of her facial exercises

by Tiny Nick August 26, 2017

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Facial taint

Facial taint is the skin space between your nose and your mouth. The space where your mustache lives.

Tony Selleck's mustache is so glorious because he has significant facial taint.

by Austintatiousrows April 19, 2018

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Facial

Cum on a girls face after getting sucked up.

jasmine sucked him up and got a facial.

by KingGHETTO23 June 12, 2018

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facial

Facial in ejaculate all over the place but you don't hit your spot

Baby I just came all over you expression on your face she just received a facial

by Blow me jjvgmkgg August 6, 2018

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This occurs when someone drops a piece of toilet paper on the floor and goes to pick it up. When the victim is reaching down, the toilet simultaneously flushes and explodes in the face of the dumb shitwad, causing a facial shitsplosion. This happens quite often, and can even end careers.

Tyrant: Dude I went to Dunkin’ yesterday and saw this dude come out of the bathroom brown af. Wasn’t sure if he was just Indian or if something tragic happened in there..

Big Easy: Bro, he clearly experienced a Facial Shitsplosion. Def was reaching down for some TP and caught a nice slimy log or four to the face.

Tyrant: Hopefully he doesn’t end up with Poo-TSD

by Stoney69 May 30, 2019

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facial-fur filter

A.k.a. "mustache". Refers to where you are imbibing Pure Leaf tea or other liquid-libation which contains yucky dregs that you'd just as soon not hafta gag down while quenching your thirst, and so you angle your head back and slowly pour the beverage onto your mustache so that your Fu Manchu bristles catch most of the drink's offending particulate while allowing the refreshing liquid part to seep down through your upper-lip caterpillar and into your open mouth. Depending on the quantity and concentration of said sludgy sediments, you may need to pause frequently to wipe off the accumulated residues from your 'stache with a paper towel, but this minor inconvenience is small potatoes compared to the acute tongue/throat discomfort of having to actually ingest said stringy/gelatinous goo along with your flavorful fluid!

Utilizing your facial-fur filter takes some practice, but just like the upper-lip valve method of swigging your bottled whistle-wetter, this technique can indeed be perfected through careful and frequent employment, and allow you to guzzle your drink "cleanly"; i.e., without gagging or spilling anything on your shirt.

by QuacksO October 21, 2019

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